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Well .. Schmurrr ! Talking about 'ME' is just so darn difficult . I love reading . And this blog is wholly dedicated to that . As far as my taste in book goes , I love reading NA , dark romances , and a bit of a mix between YA and NA from time to time . I enjoy PNR as well but only when I'm in the mood for it ! Romance is a MUST !

 

If the book is a guaranteed Mind fuck , then HELL YEAH !

Tangled - Emma Chase Every healthy man in the world wakes up with a stiffy. A fatty. Morning wood. I’m sure there’s some medical explanation for the phenomenon, but I just like to think of it as a little present from God.
A chance to begin the day with your best dick forward.


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Emma Chase , what in the world have you written ?!?!?!

This book is the best fucking thing ever !!!!! There aren't too many male POV's that are sooo freakin hilarious .. This one easily finds it place on the top with my favorite Male POV of all time , Dex from the Experiment in Terror Series !

See that loopy loo rolling on the sofa and gasping for a breath of fresh air looking like someone who's going to get her lungs burst open anytime .. Yup , that's me right there . Now , see that other uppity bitch settled on the right side of the room , no your other right , yeah she .. she is the feminist me . See that expression on her face , the one that looks like she might be planning a hostile world take over . Nope , that's not it . She could either be ,

a) Contemplating suicide , because the thought of falling for a arrogant smug all hell be damned cocky Drew is not really boding well ....

or

b) Finding ways to kidnap him , so she could torture him in a dark dungeon , then chain him up and lock him up in a trunk and ship him off to Antarctica .... which kinda looks like a messed up plan to me ..

Oh and just so that we are clear here , she is pretty mad at me for going all I'm-gonna-throw-all-my-panties-away for Drew . She feels I'm letting the 'woman-hood' down .
In my defense , I'd like to say that if a man fucks it up with a woman , realizes it and then makes it the mission of his life to win her back with the best apology in the history of apologies evaaaah! then he wins my heart and the right to be my book boyfriend in an instant !!!

To hell with his past statements and assumptions !

Fine’s a funny word, don’t you think? I don’t think there’s another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. How many wives have told their husbands, “I’m fine,” when they really mean, “I want to cut your balls off with a butcher knife”? How many men have told their girlfriends, “You look fine,” when they really mean, “You need to go back to the gym and work out—a lot.” It’s the universal way of saying we’re just peachy—when we’re really anything but.

Oh , and he makes me laugh ... like a lot ! How can you not love a man who makes you laugh ... That's just awful !

Oh well , looks like she wont be agreeing with me any time soon .

But you , what are you still doing here ??? Go and read this book if you haven't , coz you sure are missing out on a lot of awesomeness !

Tangled is a journey into the unapologetic , sometimes a little crass mind of a bachelor living a larger than life lifestyle who falls in love with a woman who seems to be the prefect match for him .

Bravo Mrs Chase , bravo ...

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“And any man who would build a room in his house for some chick who blew him off? Any man who would wait years for that same girl to show up at his door, knowing she was with someone else? He’s not a man at all.”
“What is he?”
“A big, hairy, unwaxed vagina.”


Fuckin EPIC !